Thank God for Beef.

Transformers was shite. I won't lie to you.

God knows what was going on half the time. It was cheesy, it was ridiculous, and Megan Fox's pouting was enough to drive anyone slightly doo-lally.

Shia was all handsome and talented as expected. Fox was all annoying and wooden as expected. Michael Bay's directing was motion sickness-y as expected.

What I didn't expect was to come out of the cinema with utter hatred for the film, especially with it being two and a half hours long; the bastard.

Don't ask me what happens, I'm not able to tell you.

What I do remember was the total annihilation of Egypt. Cheers for that, Bay. A robot building thing was under one of the pyramids. Disgusting.

Oo! I'll tell you who wasn't disgusting in this film - Major Lennox ♥
You, know, Fergie's husband? Josh Dushmel or whatever his name is. HIM. Gorgeous. Nice one Fergie-ferg.

So yeah, Transformers II. In summary...

Good Points;
Shiiiia, Fergie's husband, Bumblebee.

Bad Points;
Everything else, especially Megan Fox.